I Contain Multitudes (Mostly Red Flags) T-Shirt | Funny Text Tee

Soft, lived-in, and a little sassy — this garment-dyed tee speaks with quiet confidence. The relaxed silhouette and heavyweight ring-spun cotton drape comfortably while the subtle, antiqued color from post-construction dyeing gives the shirt a worn-in, approachable look. Front text reads “I CONTAIN MULTITUDES (MOSTLY RED FLAGS)” in a clean serif, giving it a dry, witty voice that sits naturally in casual days, coffee runs, or laid-back nights with friends. Available in many colors and sizes, it settles into the wardrobe like an everyday companion: easy to layer, easy to live in, and quick to start conversations without trying too hard.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for easy layering
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for longevity
- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric; sewn-in label for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean